Gushers sandwich with Fruit by the Foot as bread.
This is it. This is what I became an adult for. To be able to go down to the grocery store, buy a box of fruit by the foot and a box of gushers and make this and not have anyone tell me I can’t.
Chloe doesn’t want to go
Live fast, die weeb
"You’re one child away from being a hipster dad."
Then there was more sleeping while Jayke finished his quilt.